NARRATOR: We're not sure it's legal for free pizza to have this much flavor. That's why any cravings that follow are the responsibility of the eater.


LEAD FLAVOR COUNSEL: Hungry Howie's is in no way liable and/or hereby culpable for any strange-flavor behaviors, including but not limited to flavorphoria, flavor fevers, flavor fantasies. And that's just to name a few. It's pretty much just your standard issue pizza agreement. Sign here and here, yeah, and here.


NARRATOR: In accordance with our totally made up flavor waiver, sign up online to get a free pizza.


ANNOUNCER: Hungry Howie's!